thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

5ci:

I havent drawn my design for a human swerve in like 50 years soooo here he is, world :^)
whats he looking at? I dunno. Maybe you can make it a game and draw in silly things for him to be surprised at. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5ci:

I havent drawn my design for a human swerve in like 50 years soooo here he is, world :^)

whats he looking at? I dunno. Maybe you can make it a game and draw in silly things for him to be surprised at. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.
Then after a little bit of silence I hear…
"Who has a bag of chips?"
And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”
Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

ataoldotcom:

detodossantos:

sizvideos:

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This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze

this is so important

tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better

officialvevoofficial:

wazerwifles:

hayalasti:

These may be the greatest words ever compiled in the first sentence of a Wikipedia page.

Schmekel means penis btw

Now it’s even fucking better